Okay so there are going to be posts about wrapping technique. And carol rankings (full rankings, with footnotes). And a complete breakdown of the Present Avalanche because I feel like the official version leaves some things out. And thoughts on optimal hot cocoa temperature. And a photographic guide to the Workshop at 5 AM which is genuinely one of my favorite places to be.

It's a lot. It's going to be great. I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS BLOG.

— JIMMY, HEAD ELF, FLOOR A, NORTH POLE